Podcast Advertising:
The Game by ADOPTER Media Coming to Amazon

Brand portal

The advertisers

Every advertiser in the deck is fictional. Some of them have media kits anyway.

MISTWeather, delivered. Media kit is live →

The rest of the roster

Media kits coming soon. Their agencies are on it. Their agencies are us.

  • NAPDOG. A white noise machine that plays a recording of a sleeping dog.Media kit coming soon
  • HANDOFF. Home repairs, expertly assessed... then handed off to someone else.Media kit coming soon
  • REHEATERY. A social network for buying, selling, and trading leftovers. Someone near you has lasagna.Media kit coming soon
  • PORTION CONTROL. The meal kit that sends slightly less than you wanted, on purpose.Media kit coming soon
  • NIBBLEHOOD. The field guide that maps where to forage for food in your neighborhood. Dinner is out there.Media kit coming soon
  • GUEST BED. A comfortable-ish mattress for guests. Not recommended for stays exceeding three nights.Media kit coming soon
  • TWO-FACTOR. A dating app that questions your judgment and requires approval from a trusted friend.Media kit coming soon
  • YASS! Yet Another Shipping Service. Your best "bae" for at-home postage printing.Media kit coming soon
  • VACAYBULARY. A language app that teaches just enough to confidently order drinks and find a bathroom.Media kit coming soon
  • CHAPTER UN. A book service that sells only the first chapter of every book. Now offering audiobooks.Media kit coming soon
  • AFFIRMATIVE. An app that pairs you with someone who agrees with you. Legal disclaimer: NOT therapy.Media kit coming soon
  • CASHHHH. The secure budgeting app for purchases you'd rather not discuss.Media kit coming soon
  • HEDGE. A betting app that also places the opposite of your pick to protect your feelings. Transaction fee applies.Media kit coming soon
  • COUCHLETTE. Athletic clothing engineered exclusively for relaxing.Media kit coming soon
  • ALIBYE. On-demand excuses for skipping social events you never planned to attend.Media kit coming soon
  • GRANDMABOX. A monthly box of unsolicited baked goods and antiquated opinions.Media kit coming soon
  • LALALA. Friend-canceling headphones. They kick in when anyone mentions SPOILERS from TV shows, books, or movies.Media kit coming soon
  • BEIGE. A meal replacement drink of undetermined origin. Now available in powder form.Media kit coming soon
  • WILDCARD. Any advertiser, real or imaginary.Media kit: yours to write
  • FITQUIT. A gym membership that donates to charity when you DON'T go. You're not lazy, you're generous.Media kit coming soon
  • UNREACHABLE. The cellular carrier that doesn't accept incoming calls. Full bars, zero disturbances.Media kit coming soon

Twenty-two accounts. All of them up for grabs.

Coming to Amazon First printing debuts at Podcast Movement. Get notified the day it's live.